What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
Whats Jokes
What starts with F and ends with CK?
Firetruck.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
