Whats jokes
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Memes
wtaf dose it meannnn
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.