Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
That always annoys me, seeing people mess up your and you’re
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang comes back.