Whats jokes
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
Kid !: What are you doin? Kid 2: Laying in my bed! Kid 1: Naked? Kid 2: Yes Ld 1: Show me! Kid 2: Its dark! Kid 1: Still show me! Kid 2 Ok-
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.