Whats jokes
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
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What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.