Whats jokes
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
Memes
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.