Whats jokes
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
Memes
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
What is a pile of balls?
What did the traffic light say to the other?
š¦š„š¦ Stop looking, I'm changing!
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna