The Radio Demon
"Hehehehe...just because you see a smile, don't think you know what's going on underneath. A smile is a valuable tool, my dear. It inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing, and ensures that, no matter what comes your way, YOU'RE the one in control."
Oh, tasty!"
―Alastor, upon seeing an Exorcist's head
mum: why are roses red? child: stop, mum, you never make jokes. mum: i made you.
