Whats jokes

What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?

When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.

A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.

The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"

Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"

Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"

What did the tree do to the emo?

He left him hanging.

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!

What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?

Panera Shed.

What do you call a gang of emo kids?

What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.

What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.

What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.

What do you call a Spanish toilet?

Elton John.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?

McDonald's has a drive-thru.

You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

What do you call a terrible bus company?

Stagecoach Highlands.

If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.

What do dark humor and food have in common?

Some get it, some don't.