Whats jokes
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
"What the fuck is in this drink?"
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?
I don't cry when I'm cutting up a dead hooker.
What is a Jamaican's idea of a balanced diet?
A joint in each hand.
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?
Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.
What does Army stand for?
Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet.
What does Marine stand for?
Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected.