Whats jokes
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?