Whats jokes

What kind of bee makes milk?

Boo Bees

Robin: "The car's not working."

Batman: "Did you check the battery?"

Robin: "What's a tery?"

If Jesus had a gun, what would it be? A nail gun.

What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.

I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."

What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"

What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher? An erection.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?

A: Blue cheese.

What is a woman?

A walking vagina who nags.

What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?

Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?

"Boo-hoo!"

What does a nosey paper do?

It gets "Jalapeño" your face!

What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?

Nothing.

What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?

One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.

(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)

What goes up and down and needs two people?

A seesaw.

What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.

What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?

One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.

What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.