What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
Whats Jokes
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
Maid Outfit
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
