Whats jokes
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?