Whats jokes
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Memes
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick!
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)