Whats jokes
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What comes after 69?
Period.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.