Whats jokes
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Happens every time
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.