What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Whats Jokes
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
what do you see in this picture look carefully im joking just look at the picture happy valentines
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
