Whats jokes
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Memes
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.