Whats jokes
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What's the best thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.