Whats jokes

What does an orphan and a dog have in common?

Both got taken from their parents.

What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?

They both ride on my dick.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it actually came back.

What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?

Criminals are wanted.

What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?

We're all empty on the inside.

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

What do you call an orphan's family region?

Me time.

What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?

Names.

What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!

Mom: Let's have an adoption party!

Kid: *cries*

Mom: What's wrong?

Kid: I'M ADOPTED????

Do you know what SAWCON is?

SAWCON deez nuts.

What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?

Candy is something everybody wants.

What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.

What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?

"The whole pile of shits."

What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."

What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.

What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?

Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?

"Mum" and "Dad."

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

You can roast chicken.