Whats jokes
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
Memes
Whats the frist thing u see
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
What's white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.