Whats jokes

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apples get picked.

What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?

Slugma.

Slugma dick.

What do you call a suspicious dog?

A sussy bark-er.

Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

A: A mud slide.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple has a family tree.

I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!

What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?

What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.

What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.

What is a similarity between priests and doctors?

They both have fetishes for their professions.

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What movie do orphans relate to the most?

- Home Alone

What do you call Autistic kids baking?

"Downies" with brownies.

What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?

Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”

What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?

Let the mango.