Whats jokes
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
What comes after 69?
Period.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wa sa Bee.
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."