Whats jokes

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?

"Wrap it up!"

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A money manager who counts bars.

What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?

"Yo, chill!"

You know what’s traumatizing?

Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.

Help!

What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?

They always getting hit.

What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.

What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?

They're always cutting.

So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?

A lot of things.

What superhero will orphans never understand?

Homelander.

What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed.

What is the Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.

What do you call a gay person on fire?

LGBBQ

What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?

"Dine and dash."

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

Friend: Hi!

Me: Who are you?

Friend: ...your friend?

Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.