Whats jokes
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
What do emos do?
Hang.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
Memes
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.