What's a building's first crush? A plane.
Whats Jokes
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: I like ya cut, G.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
