Whats jokes
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Memes
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.