Whats jokes
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
What were the webs?
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!