Whats jokes
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.
I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
What is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.