Whats jokes
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
cane sauce
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
What's the best cure for aging? Suicide.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.