Whats jokes
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
What's the best cure for aging? Suicide.
"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"
Funny Moments that happens:
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.