Whats jokes
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.
After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wipe his ass.
What goes moo? Cow.
Share this with your friends!
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.