Whats jokes
"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
What's the best cure for aging? Suicide.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What did the drunk woman say to the man after leaving the bar?
"Alcohol, you later!"
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK