Whats jokes
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
Memes
Sadly 😢
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What is the best thing about being an orphan?
All bags of chips are family-sized!
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.