Whats jokes
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
What's life if you don't have one...
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!