What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Whats Jokes
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).
What month has 28 days?
