Whats jokes
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.