Whats jokes
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
Memes
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.