Whats jokes
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
Me: A lot of things changed since I got my wife pregnant.
Friend: Like what?
Me: My name, my address, my phone number...
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
What's life if you don't have one...
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.