Whats jokes

A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"

The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"

Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"

What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?

He became a navigator.

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.

The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.

The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.

What am I?

A: A baby.

What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.

What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?

A bolder choice.

What hood do zombies come from?

Dead Ends.

What is the chair's favorite person?

A sit-izen.

What do babies and explosives have in common?

They both make a noise when you throw them.

What does a hooker and butter have in common?

They both spread for bread.

What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.

Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.

What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?

For me, life.

What do you call an Indian that came home late?

A curfew muncher.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.

What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?

I haven't been caught.

What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheel.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?

TIMMAHHHH!

What do you call a Christian Asian?

Hao Li.

What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?

House.