There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
Great Depression Cause
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, like, failing to off yourself is super sad, right? Then BAM! The joke says the Great Depression happened 'cause there weren't enough funny people around. Get it? You wouldn't, you are probably a zoomer and your sense of humor is warped beyond repair.