Whats jokes
Carly (😊): What a beautiful day, huh?
Bianca (😔): Yes, for you it is.
Carly (😟): What's wrong?
Bianca (😕): Nothing, nothing at all...
Carly (😠): Don't lie to me...
Carly (🤔): Hmmm... Jordan???
Carly (😈): Because if so, I can take him out like this...
Bianca (😔🙄😒): Thank you... no... and I don't give a damn anymore!
Carly (😠): Bianca, trust me, you don't love him anyway!
Bianca (😒): Please, Carlyana, please keep your fucking face out of this.
Carly (😈): No need to curse, I can do that to Jordan if you want...
Bianca (😔): Well... shut your mouth and leave me alone!
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.