Whats jokes
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?