Whats jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Ohhhh he said a bad word I'm tellin
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
What did the drunk woman say to the man after leaving the bar?
"Alcohol, you later!"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.