Whats jokes

What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.

What do you call a nervous Jedi?

Panakin.

What kind of dog can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador.

What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.

What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.

What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?

They both make vegetables.

What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.

What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?

At least you don’t die when you shower.

One day, little Johnny and little Susan were in bible class. Little Susan had been tired that day, so she kept falling asleep. The teacher said to little Susan, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt with a push pin, and she yelled, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher goes, "That's right, go back to bed." Then, the next thing the teacher asked was, "Who gave up their son for our sins?" Little Johnny poked her again, and she yelled, "God Almighty!" The teacher says, "That's right, go back to bed." The next question the teacher asked was, "What did Adam say to Eve after their 13th child?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt again. She yelled, "If you stick that thing in me again, I am going to break it in half and shove it up your own ass and see how you like it!"

What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?

A seizure salad.

What do you call a flat-chested emo?

A cutting board.

After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?

My penis.

What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.

What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?

Depends on who's sucking.

What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.

What did the orphan say to his parents?

I'm tripping balls right now!

What's the favorite song of an Emo?

"Chain Hang Low."

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?

A boner.

What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.