Whats jokes
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
Memes
Your life is a lie
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"