Lean Beef

  • What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?

    LEAN BEEF!

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because the answer, "lean beef," sounds like "leaning beef." It's a play on words, see? The cow is literally leaning because its legs are different lengths. I know you're too stupid to understand that cows have legs.

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