Whats jokes
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?
Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)
Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
What do you call a rich Chinese man?
Cha-ching!
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
What is the highest number?
420.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?
Skittles.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby?
One makes you cry when you cut it up.