Whats jokes
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
What's long, brown, and sticky?
A stick.
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!