Whats jokes
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What do you call a man with no hands? Clapless.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."