What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Whats Jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?
The cat is still alive.
What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?
Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
