Whats jokes
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
Walt what?
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your mom.
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.