Whats jokes
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
What can you tell a dog, but not your girlfriend? Come.
A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.
Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.