Whats jokes
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Do you know what I found in my letter soup? A space.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
What's white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.