Whats jokes
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: The highway.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Student: I don't know, my mom says that's where all the accidents happen.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.