Whats jokes
Man to woman: "Would you sleep with me for one million dollars?"
Woman: "Sure."
Man: "How about for ten dollars?"
Woman: "What do you think I am?"
Man: "We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price."
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Memes
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Stop and apply lubrication.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
What's the difference between my phone and my sister?
I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?