Whats jokes

What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You can hide your own Easter Eggs!

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?

The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!

what do you call a terrorist attack in india?

a wednesday.

Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?

A. System of a Down's syndrome.

What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?

My dick.

What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?

Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.

What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.

What do women and airplanes have in common?

A cockpit.

Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?

A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"

What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?

Spit out the feathers.

What do you call a group of depressed kids?

Suicide squad.

What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?

I don’t put fruit in a blender.

What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."

What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.

What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?

Mash potato.

What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!