What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
Whats Jokes
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
Doctor: "I have good news and I have worse news." Patient: "Well, what's the bad news?" Doctor: "You have one day left to live." Patient: "What news could possibly be worse?" Doctor: "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday!"
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
