Whats jokes
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: The highway.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Student: I don't know, my mom says that's where all the accidents happen.
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
Boys Experiments be like:
What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your mom.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.