Whats jokes
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.