Whats jokes
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: The highway.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Student: I don't know, my mom says that's where all the accidents happen.
What's the best response to a girl saying, 'What's up?'
'If I tell you, will you sit on it?'
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.