Whats jokes

What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?

A neck.

If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You can hide your own Easter Eggs!

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

what do you call a terrorist attack in india?

a wednesday.

What do women and airplanes have in common?

A cockpit.

My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."

What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?

Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.

What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?

Spit out the feathers.

Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?

A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"

What do you call a group of depressed kids?

Suicide squad.

What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."

What did the downs kid get on his math test??

Drool.

A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.

What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

It got pissed off.

What can you tell a dog, but not your girlfriend? Come.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.

What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.

What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.