Whats jokes
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
What can you tell a dog, but not your girlfriend? Come.
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Memes
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Stop and apply lubrication.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.