What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Whats Jokes
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Stop and apply lubrication.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
What's the difference between my phone and my sister?
I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says "leave motherf*cker".
