Whats jokes
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your mom.
Memes
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3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?
You can hide your own Easter Eggs!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.