Whats jokes
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your mom.
Memes
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?
You can hide your own Easter Eggs!
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?