Whats jokes
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Walt what?
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
What's the difference between my dad and the milk man? The milk man comes back with the goddamn milk.
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
What cow can part water? Mooses.