Whats jokes
What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.
"What's your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your mom.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?
You can hide your own Easter Eggs!