Black dad jokes

What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?

One can feed a family.

What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?

An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.

I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"

Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?

Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...

Son: Am I kidnapped?

Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?

One has a dad, while the other searches.

What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.