Black dad jokes

What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.

What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?

One can feed a family.

What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?

An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.

My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either since 2005.

Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."

Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."

Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."

My dad is like my depression, you need a suicide letter to find him.

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.