Black dad jokes

What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.

What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?

One can feed a family.

What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?

An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.

My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either since 2005.

Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."

Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."

Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."

My dad is like my depression, you need a suicide letter to find him.

Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?

Because daddy never came back home with the milk.

I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.