Sister vs Phone

This joke plays on the contrast between the speaker's apparent indifference towards their sister and their concern for their phone. It's funny because it's unexpected and a little harsh, implying that the phone is more important to the person than their sister. It highlights a common, though somewhat exaggerated, reliance on technology.

• Phone
• Sister
• Difference
• Family
• Dam
• Battery

• My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
• Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
• I get jealous when my phone dies.
• If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.