Whats jokes
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is!
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?
Gonorrhea.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.