Whats jokes
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
Memes
I'm the third one 😅
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!