Whats jokes
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
Memes
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What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
What has four legs and one arm?
A Rottweiler in a children’s playground.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...
She couldn't do either!
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.