Whats jokes
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
What is mad cow disease?
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Please read all of it. I know it's long, please read all of it.
This dad heard his daughter praying. As she was praying, she came to an end: "Goodnight grandma, goodbye grandpa, goodnight daddy, goodnight mommy." The dad didn't think about the grandpa part and headed to bed. The next morning, the mom and dad heard that the grandpa died. The dad thought it was just coincidence, so he carried on with his day. At night, he heard his daughter again: "Goodbye grandma, goodnight daddy, goodnight mommy." After he heard "goodbye grandma," his facial expression changed, and he went straight to bed. The next morning, the grandma died out of nowhere. The dad began to worry and continued on with his day. At night, he heard his daughter again: "Goodbye daddy, goodnight mommy." The dad got scared, so he had a plan to go to work and stay hidden there. So that's what he did. When he got home the next day, his wife asked where he had been, and he replied back, "Sorry honey, I had a horrible day today." She replied back saying: "Oh, you think you had a bad day? The mailman just died on the front porch this morning!" If you get it, you get it.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.