Whats jokes
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
Memes
I'm the third one 😅
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?
Gonorrhea.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.