Whats jokes
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?
Gonorrhea.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
What do you call a midget psychic that has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.