Whats jokes
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.