Whats jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!