What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?
You can hide your own Easter Eggs!
Whats Jokes
Guess what song this is from:
"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,
Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,
Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.
I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian malls.
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
What's the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? About 140 calories.
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
