Whats jokes
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says "leave motherf*cker".
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
Memes
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? The rabbi cuts it off, and the priest sucks it off.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.