Whats jokes
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
Memes
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
What's the difference between my phone and my sister?
I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says "leave motherf*cker".
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.