Whats jokes
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
What's the difference between my phone and my sister?
I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
Memes
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says "leave motherf*cker".
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
Doctor: "I have good news and I have worse news." Patient: "Well, what's the bad news?" Doctor: "You have one day left to live." Patient: "What news could possibly be worse?" Doctor: "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday!"
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.