Whats jokes
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
What does NASA stand for? 🍝🧇🍝🧇🍝
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
In the realm of words, where thoughts take flight, A curious tale, strange as the night, Of Alex Fisher, with love so bizarre, For random Hitler lemons, bizarre but bizarre.
Free Verse, they say, this poem shall be, Unrestrained, unrhymed, flowing and free, Yet how to capture this perplexing love, For lemons and Hitler, soaring above?
Alex Fisher, a soul with peculiar taste, Finds joy in lemons with a sour embrace, And Hitler, a name that evokes dark pain, Inexplicably entwined, like wind and rain.
Randomness, the thread that weaves this tale, No logic, no reason, no rhyme to prevail, For who could fathom this peculiar love, Of lemons and Hitler, below and above?
Yet in the realm of words, where all is allowed, We explore the uncharted, the strange and the proud, And though this poem may bewilder and confuse, Let it remind us, acceptance we must choose.
For love knows no boundaries, no norms to abide, It transcends our expectations, with no need to hide, So let us embrace the quirks that make us unique, For in the tapestry of life, we find what we seek.
So here's to Alex Fisher, with love all their own, May they find happiness, wherever they've flown, In lemons and Hitler, a world so absurd, May their love be a reminder, that love has no words.
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"
What do mermaids put in the salads?
Sea cucumber.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Like if you RIP Shane Warne 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
What did kings say when they were made king? Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!