What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."