What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)