What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.