What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.