What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.