What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her