What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.