Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
