What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.