What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!