What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!