What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.