What Do You Call a... jokes

What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.

What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?

A holy CUMmunion.

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Unshakeable.

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..

Hot Wheels.

What do you call a man without a body and a nose?

What do you call a priest that likes juice?

A Capriest Sun.

What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.

What do you call a midget born from precum?

"Half Nut!"

What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.

What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?

Happy for the first time.

What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?

"Happynese" (happy knees).

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.

Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...

An orphan.

What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?

A BUNny.

What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.

What do you call an 18 year old orphan?

Homeless.

What do you call a suspicious dog?

A sussy bark-er.

What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?

Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.

What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.