What Do You Call a... jokes
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What do you call a lesbian vampire?
Cunt Dracula.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?