What Do You Call a... jokes

What do you call a suspicious dog?

A sussy bark-er.

Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.

What do you call a Spanish toilet?

Elton John.

What do you call a terrible bus company?

Stagecoach Highlands.

What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?

Carlos.

What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?

A mega-sore-ass.

What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.

What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.

What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.

What do you call a bird with no wings?

Moas didn't even know that existed!

Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?

A: A jolly rancher.

Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?

Mr. Mime!

What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.

What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a nervous zucchini?

An edgy veggie.

What do you call a banana that peels itself?

Appealing!

What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.

What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi-Wan Canopy

What do you call a stabbed pig?

Porkchopped.

What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?

Pork Chopped!

Hah, got 'em (I guess)!