What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a group of Alabama superheroes?
The Incredibles.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.