Chicken Caesar

  • What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?

    A chicken sees a salad.

    (Say it out loud if you don't get it!)

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, buddy. So, you know how chickens eat? And you know what a salad is, right? Well, if a chicken "sees a salad", it sounds like "Caesar salad". Get it now? I can't believe I have to explain that to you. You probably eat your boogers.

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  • Comments (4)

  • i don't get it

    It gives you a New Yorker accent too

    Intact Parrot

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