What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
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Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."