What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 Detour
What do you call a mom that is yours? Your mom!
what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
a condescending con descending
what do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
a peking duck
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy? Sit down comedy
what do you call a legless table nothing
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan? hippo-POT-amus
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What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
what do you call a rich orphan?
Batman
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
miracle whip
what do you call a bald person on fire a fried egg
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What do you call a sad Doge? What? Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub Bathbomb
what do you call a living panera bread panera breath
What do you call a blck man in the dark?
- Nothing
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute? Ground Beef
