What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What Do You Call a... Jokes
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
