What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.