What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
Q: What do you call a hot lesbian who smokes weed?
A: A high femme.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.