What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.