What Do You Call a... jokes
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso