Weather jokes
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
I love autumn!
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!