Weather jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! ๐๐๐
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasnโt a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
Memes
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but Iโm going to be...
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
I love autumn!
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
How is the weather down there?
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"