Weather jokes
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
Memes
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
I love autumn!
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
How is the weather down there?
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.