What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
Red hot 🥵
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
It's ice to see you.
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Wow, that is so sunny!
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
