Weather jokes
I tried to catch fog, I mist...
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs!
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Blue sky at night, day.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
Me: I have depression.
Someone: You should get out more! Go outside!
Me: *goes to the beach* Now it's a tropical depression.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
Animals are just... so hot!
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
Q: Why do Skeletons hate the cold?
A: It sends chills up their spine.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.