Weather jokes
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
I love autumn!
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.