Weather jokes
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Memes
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
I love autumn!
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!