Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Mode Jokes
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.
Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
