Mode

Mode Jokes

Tower

Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.

Gear

The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.

Death

Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.

Death

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

Plane

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

Twin Towers

When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.

Game

I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.

Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡

Phone

Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?

Because their phone exploded the towers.

Dick

My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."