My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
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Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about makin' fun of the dude's wife for being a big ol' gal. High heels striking oil? That's like sayin' she's so heavy, she's drillin' for oil with her shoes! And the birthday thing? It means she's so wide, it takes a whole year for her to turn around! I know that's confusing for you. Don't worry, you'll get it eventually. Probably.