Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita," and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit in the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!"
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
Why don’t mountains catch colds?
They wear snow caps.
Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.
What pants do you wear to church? Hole-y ones.
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.