If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Lesbians and blind women, wear the same clothes
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
why do Asians don’t wear contacts.... CAUSE THEY CANT FITT
by Roni Cung
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.
a girl comes home finds her dad and 4 year old brother on the sofa she says dad why is he wearing that face mask the dad buckles his belt and says theirs more for you hunny
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant Suits
What do lawyers wear to court?lawsuits
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
What does a house wear?
A dress.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Why did princess Diana cross the road?
-she wasn't wearing a seat belt
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
What shoes does a profile wear?
White vans
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
