Water jokes
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Memes
My life rn
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
Why couldn't a lifeguard save the hippie? -- Because he was too far out, man.
What did the sea do when it saw the beach?
It waved!
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.
Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!