A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
there are 5 cats on a boat and 1 jumps off. how many are left?- 0 they were copy cats
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls? They don't have water.
Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
I got caught peeing in the pool
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in
What do you call an orphan fish? Self-ish
Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A School Bus
scientist discovered water on mars, mars 1, africa 0
i tried a pun about water but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry
If certain diseases spreads in water, why does Africa have them?
what was the african kid with water called..? The lucky one, 😭😭
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
do depressed people hate swimming. They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression but they love it cus it might make all their dreams come true
me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls of of a cliff uses water bucket trick ) dies
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well ... Emos do that to but when they jump they dont land in the water
Woman gets pulled over by a cop Cop: ma'am have you been drink Lady: no officer Cop: what's that in your cup then ma'am Lady: just water officer Cop: looks like wine to me Lady: oh my god Jesus did it again
What do you call a fish with out eye?
a fsh
