What did the chef on the titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes- "oh no the sink sank!"
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
Riddles not jokes
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
and last one
What can rule, but not command?
Tell meh the answers in the comments
like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
(everyone on titanic) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the ship will sink!!!! (person washing hands) im using the sink wait your turn!!!!! (all crew members laugh) hahahhahahahahah.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus _____
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Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
I told a Seal a joke it went like "Why did the kid cross the playground" he said "why?" I said "To get to the other slide" and then he said "thats the sealiest thing Ive ever heard"
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
Two friends are arguing and one friend says ̈Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs ands or buts about it ̈ and the other friend says ̈Butt He is ̈.
why does the ophan drink hot coco with water because his dad never came back with the milk
A burgur walks into a bar and says: "Hi sir can I have a glass of water?" And the waiter says: "I'm sorry sir we don't serve food here,"
TV:Water found on Mars..... Mars:1 Africa:0
why did the white girl come back from african
because they was no water for her to drink i'm black
what the mountain who cries The most? A mountain under water
I could never fall out a boat because I've already fallen for you.
My friend says. You should try Oreos with water. Me no. Because my dad actually came back with the milf
Why does a orphan go to a sewer So it can wash up
What's the most illegal activity in africa?
Watering the plants
