Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.
Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.
Listen here, bud. You think this is some nursery rhyme? Jack took some boner pills, Jill got drunk, and then they did the nasty. It's kinda messed up 'cause Jill was passed out. You wouldn't get it because you are probably still in diapers. Don't worry, you'll understand when you're older... maybe.