Jack and Jill's Unexpected Consequence

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. Jack fell down, his cock was out, and Jill gained a daughter.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, dummy. You know the rhyme "Jack and Jill"? Well, this ain't your grandma's nursery rhyme. Basically, Jack took a tumble, his junk flopped out, and Jill ended up pregnant. It's a crude twist on a classic, which, let's face it, is probably the only kind of humor you understand. You're probably the kind of guy who still laughs at farts, aren't you?

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  • you weird but it made sense tho lol

    Witty Ridgeback

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