What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow
A Holy Cow
me: do you eat your cereal with water? you: no why? me: cuz your dad never came back with the milk
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach
it waved
what do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming..........a blood bath...bud um pst
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2 simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you step 1. Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size) step 2 . Run through Africa with that bottle of water. Perfect now You got yourself half the population there following you
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's my water
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
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Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a viagra, Jill was drunk fell to her knee, Jack had his chance did Jill till 3
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool
-a baby with flat armbands-
One day a cow ate a fish
what came out the other side?
A dead fish.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common? A: Fu@king close to water!
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water
An H2hoe
How do fish get high? Bc they eat seaweed
Whats the difference between the titanic and georgie from 'It'.Georgie floated
