Went swimming today and peed in the deep end the lifeguard saw me blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in
why does the ophan drink hot coco with water because his dad never came back with the milk
what the mountain who cries The most? A mountain under water
Two friends are arguing and one friend says ̈Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs ands or buts about it ̈ and the other friend says ̈Butt He is ̈.
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
A burgur walks into a bar and says: "Hi sir can I have a glass of water?" And the waiter says: "I'm sorry sir we don't serve food here,"
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
I told a Seal a joke it went like "Why did the kid cross the playground" he said "why?" I said "To get to the other slide" and then he said "thats the sealiest thing Ive ever heard"
What did the icicle say to the snow? "Why do you have to be so soft?"
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
What do you call male mermaids? Mer-butlers!
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk
What does a Mexican not like in there drink- ice
Why don't you shower with a pokemon? He might pikachu.
How do you get a million fans? Just ran through Africa with a bottle of water.
What yellow and can’t swim Your dead fish
what did sally say when she is stuck in the water with kelp. I NEED KELP KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
