I went to the dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.
Whatโs the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. ๐คฝโโ๏ธ
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
