Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.
The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, there's a flood at the circus, right? People are swimming with the fishes, but two clowns and two nuns are still kicking. These clowns, bless their cotton socks, each grab a nun and carry them through the water. Then one clown makes a pun, saying it's "virgin on the ridiculous," playing on the phrase "verge on the ridiculous" because, well, they're carrying nuns... and nuns are virgins, supposedly. Get it now, genius?
