What did the icicle say to the snow? "Why do you have to be so soft?"
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
What do you call a white bucket a Pail
you went to the bed store asking for a water bed they put a pillow and sheets on the ocean
Why dose a emo wish they were a fish
Because there under water
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic ocean? Yeah it went on and on.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end the lifeguard saw me blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war
Sparkling water was invented by Germans who else would add gas
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun
10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly
Is that ass a water barrier cos dam🥵
"Hey, hey Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
What do you call male mermaids? Mer-butlers!
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
