What do you call a fish with out eye?
a fsh
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't REEL
Is that ass a water barrier cos dam🥵
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo? You can't wash your face in a buffalo
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
So I left my mom with my baby and I was terrified when I came back in the wheelchair was in the water
for every blonde in the world
Scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool
What comes up on small oceans micro waves
what do mermaids wash thier fins with?
Tide
why fall harry out the boat because hes hooked!
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed? -KELP!
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking.
Why can't you starve in the desert? -- Because of all the sand which is there.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water
But after jumping in the ocean its 100%just like my depression.
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A Water gun.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
They say Jesus walked on water. That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07
