War

War Jokes

if anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.

you will never see a redneck opposing a war. he will instead say, "wait, i get to kill people and it's not illegal? and their foreigners?"

“If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy.”

-Sun Tzu, Art of War.

“A foolish man is lactose intolerant, A wise man simply tolerates it” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war

“If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner” Sun Tzu, The Art of War