War jokes
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet."
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.