War jokes
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.