A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
You may not rest, there are monsters nearby”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"If you can't win, lose" - Sun Tzu, the art of war.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
You cannot win a war without a war" -Tun Szu, The art of war
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
“The naked man fears no pickpocket” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
