War jokes
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"