War jokes
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.