So some ants in a colony go to war. they want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants. they start barging into home's to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home and the lady-ant goes "Hey. why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants reply with "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house"
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "The're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes."
Germany: As long as America stay out of the war we should win. Japan: *bombing pearl harbour* Cowabunga It Is!!
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
How did the British lose the war of 1812
They were out Britshed
Apex Legends: exist Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with its self) "Everything is fine."
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
What do you call a country with nukes? Abomination.
What do you call a retreat in war? A back up plan
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it, and shouts "I love my country!", Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country", finally the Iraqi man drops a bomb, and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted my house blew up!"
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl? Because it was a Rogue One!
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
when you kill people in a war its perfectly fine but when its a school everyone has a problem with it wth.
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemie's side die for his.
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
