The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
