A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Whatโs bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and theyโre filled with holes.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!