War jokes
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.