Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
what do you call a kid with Autism and saw star wars?
Chewbacca
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
