Battle of the Alamo

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

'Cause they only had 4 trucks.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, so listen up, you absolute cabbage. The joke is that there weren't many Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo because they supposedly only had four trucks to travel in. It plays on stereotypes about Mexicans and transportation. But you know that stereotypes are stupid, right? They are usually not based on facts and real events.

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