What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
War Jokes
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet."
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
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