What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
What's suicide bombers' biggest fear? Dying alone
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"