Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches at the World War.
What do you call hitler when he gets thrown? A gas grenade
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather. Chloe says "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic" John says "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler"
why can't America play clash of clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Great news for all star wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Why does hitler hate golf he would end up in a bunker
Q: How tall was Hitlers grass A: *Hitler salute* about this high
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
to do list
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the civil war
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok i e got this just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan”
(one of my friends gave me this) Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up! They’d probably get shellshocked wasn’t it all eggcelent Ok Ok I’m headed for the egg it. Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn it's windy out here"
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started! Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!" Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*" Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
