War jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Where did Joe go after getting lost in a minefield?
Everywhere.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Husband: Dammit, Alice! I'm your husband, and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you!
Wife: Go to hell, Bob! I'm leaving!
Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."