War jokes
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!