Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
War Jokes
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
The bomb.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
