I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
