Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
yo mama so fat that the US (mexico) and north korea (south korea) got into war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall
Guy your hairline was the reason adolf hitler said let there be war
So if Russia was the motherland in Germany was the fatherland what that mean? The western front is domestic violence
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out. There is Star wars Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars Rogue Trannie, Star Wars The LGBTQ Strikes Back and then there is Star Wars The Last Striaght Man.
Two guys watching a war movie at a Bar are talking , one says to the other. " The Nazi's starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war". The other says " my Dad died in a camp as well...he broke his neck" First guy says " how did he break his neck?" Second guy says " He fell out of the Guard Tower".
if anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
1 like=1 more missile aimed at a hospital
What's suicide bombers' biggest fear? Dying alone
its not a hate crime if you dont hate the person
it's not a war crime if no ones alive to report it.
you will never see a redneck opposing a war. he will instead say, "wait, i get to kill people and it's not illegal? and their foreigners?"
“If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy.”
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
“A foolish man is lactose intolerant, A wise man simply tolerates it” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
You may not rest, there are monsters nearby”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"If you can't win, lose" - Sun Tzu, the art of war.
