Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
Husband: Dammit, Alice! I'm your husband, and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you!
Wife: Go to hell, Bob! I'm leaving!
Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet."
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
