War jokes
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What was so funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
The bomb.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.