Warning, All unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art of war
“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war
You cannot win a war without a war" -Tun Szu, The art of war
“If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner” Sun Tzu, The Art of War
“The naked man fears no pickpocket” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"It's not a war crime if you win the war" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
“If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag.”
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended world war II
hitler was a good man because after all he did kill hitler
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
Shit if somebody invades America the Crips and the Bloods are gonna call a truce so that they can get the big toys out and call Geneva achievement. White women would ride into battle riding lions, tigers, and bears while claymore-strapped rhumbas swept the streets. There's a reason Putin keeps threatening to boom boom us with the boom booms and make you see x-rays before you go go. We have freaking cannibals still. Hell, we have more guns than people. Dodging bullets have become a rite of passage. Just look at how we raise our kids on caffeine and M16s playing Call of Duty. Then we send them into the warzone known as the American public education system with no weapons. No means to protect themselves other than with their fists. Here Timmy, fight off the bullets with your bare fist and hope you can zig-zag. Hell, the quiet kids in this country start dropping bodies just cause you teased them. The fuck you think's gonna happen when Timmy can't get his damn chicken nuggets and you took his internet out? Hell the gangs in America would no longer make their money off the drugs illegally. They'd be our medics and taking bets on kill shots. Don't even get me started on the unhinged millennials the moment they can't get their mood stabilizers. War crimes would become an art form and we'd run around like we playing Pokemon. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL! Americans would turn war crimes into an extreme sport while the military stands back and records it just so they can show the rest of the world the example of why not to fuck with us. Shit Geneva Convention would turn into a to-do list on every American household fridge. We take that shit so seriously we'd have comedy central sending Kevin Hart to tell us rules for engagement. Racism in America would be single-handedly by ended as Billy Bob and Tyrone high five because they think they just unlocked the super secret duck hunt level with foreign paratroopers. Shit somebody please threaten us with a good time. Invade the united states. Let us show you why the first color in our flag is red.
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
Russians think they are tuffer than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this
1 USA was NEVER invaded 2 USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does! 3 USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass Russians 4 Our soldiers don’t rape kids 5 we have more Allie’s than you 6 we are smaller but stronger 7 Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
What did the Americans call the battle of Midway after pearl harbour?
The jap trap
I took an hour long shower, the german officers were looking at me kinda scared.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII. My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler. Me: *Relizes*
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces. So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
