america saying they are more stupid Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th star wars movie? Rogue Juan.
Why did Germany win World war two? Wait- thats not right... um... excuse me while i look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet
What do you call six gay people in a war... RAINBOW SIX SEIGE
Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started! Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!
What's a cow's favourite war?
World War Moo
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemie's side die for his.
Husband: Dammit alice! I'm your husband and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you! Wife: Go to hell Bob! I'm Leaving! Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!" Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*" Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
during the great war:
*a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.* He says:"You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *he didn't stop firing*
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
