When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
