Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
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Alright, listen up, chucklehead. So, Afghanistan is good at chess because they take the "rooks" out fast. Get it? Rooks, like in chess, sounds like "rocks." Rocks are what Afghans use as weapons, ya dummy. And the Vietnam joke? The joke is that the soldier's penis will be chopped off. You get it now, bonehead?