When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
Suicide Hotline in Iraq
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. See, the person calls a suicidal hotline in Iraq. Instead of tryna help, the hotline asks if the caller can drive a car. Iraq, get it? War? Bombs? Suicide car bombs? They want the caller to become a suicide bomber! It's funny 'cause it's messed up and unexpected, just like your attempts at humor.
Comments (1)
Anonymous
you're Iraqi, Right?