War jokes
Steel led to World War 2.
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.