War jokes
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Where did Lucy go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Gun. Gun who?
Orphan
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
Going in a military.
The last thing I heard from them is: "Goodbye!"
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!