How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
War Jokes
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
