War jokes

Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?

What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?

Tug of whore.

Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?

A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.

My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.

"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.

Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.

What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.

How did Hitler get killed?

With a "NEIN" millimeter.

"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?

They already lost two towers.

What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.

Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.

How many times was Bin Laden shot?

911 times.

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?

Adolf Hit-her.

What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan.

What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.

A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"

Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"

Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"

*Insert me starting a war in the comments*

Why did America lose the chess match?

They were down 2 towers.

Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.