War jokes
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
Memes
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.