War jokes
Where did Lucy go in the bombing... Everywhere.
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.