War jokes
Where did Lucy go in the bombing... Everywhere.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.