War jokes
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Memes
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!