War jokes

What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?

One actually finished a race.

Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.

Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?

A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...

"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"

Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."

"Oh, right. How's it going?"

"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."

"Wow! What about NATO?"

"They haven't turned up yet."

What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"

what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?

"Here Comes the Sun."

Star Wars jokes:

Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.

What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?

Cold War.

My great uncle died in a concentration camp.

He fell off one of the guard towers.

Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.

Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.

Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.

Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.

Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!

Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?

To play Star Wars.

Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.

Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅

Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?

Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!