War jokes
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Memes
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.