War jokes
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
Why is the Champs d'Elysees in Paris lined with trees?
Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!