War jokes
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.