What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
“The naked man fears no pickpocket” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
You may not rest, there are monsters nearby”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school? Don't ask me, i just fly the drone.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq they asked if I could drive the car
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
