"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
War Jokes
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
