War jokes
Why is the Champs d'Elysees in Paris lined with trees?
Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
You shout out, "B-52!"