War jokes
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
Memes
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!