Casualty jokes
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?
The Boston marathon finish line.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"