Want jokes

It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.

Why do orphans love GTA?

Because they are actually wanted!

Why are toads born with balls on their body?

Because they want more attention!

What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?

Meatcanyon.

(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)

Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.

His husband said, "What's your question?"

Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"

His husband said "Yes?"

Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.

Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

"I want you inside me!"

Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?

Brother: Sure.

Me: Turn off the light.

Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.

My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!

Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!

Kaden wants to have sex with you.

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?

"Polly want a quacker!"

Worst joke ever.

Why am I naughty?

Because I want to be....

Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!

Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].

I want a bigger couch.

Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.

Why did the rapper become an electrician?

Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.