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What did the toaster say to the bread?

"I want you inside me!"

Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?

Brother: Sure.

Me: Turn off the light.

Why did the rapper sit on the clock?

He wanted to keep it real with TIME.

Why did the rapper become an electrician?

Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.

What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?

"Polly want a quacker!"

Worst joke ever.

Why did the orphan rob a bank?

He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!

Why do orphans love GTA?

Because they are actually wanted!

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

Why are toads born with balls on their body?

Because they want more attention!

It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.

I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."

You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.

The female ones are called "bitch."

Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?

Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?

Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".

I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."

I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.

Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”

Shame on you, Pessi!

Want to have sex?

At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.

Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.

But then why do boys want to? Oh...