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My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
I wanted to get brain surgery.
I changed my mind.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.
I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.