Want

Want jokes

Orphan

Why did the orphan rob a bank?

He wanted to be wanted! πŸ˜’πŸ˜‚

Prince

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

Tree

Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.

His husband said, "What's your question?"

Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"

His husband said "Yes?"

Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"

Meat

What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?

Meatcanyon.

(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)

Memes

Hobo

Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!

Animal

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

Mom

Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.

My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!

Parrot

What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?

"Polly want a quacker!"

Worst joke ever.

Degree

Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].

Orphan

I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."

Morning

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!

Toad

Why are toads born with balls on their body?

Because they want more attention!

Bitch

You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.

The female ones are called "bitch."

Rapper

Why did the rapper become an electrician?

Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.

Brother

Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?

Brother: Sure.

Me: Turn off the light.