Want jokes
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.
I want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head.
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I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.
The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent, but had not phoned in.
Needing to have an urgent work problem resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted by a child's whisper, "Hello."
"Is your Mummy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with her?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with him?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was someone with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anyone else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to the ambulancemen and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter," answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed a helicopter."
Alarmed, confused, and a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle..."Me!"
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.