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Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.

Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"

He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"

When I die, I want my body to be cremated.

And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!

One Tuesday afternoon, Little Jonny decides he wants extra homework, so he went to his teacher and said, "Hello, can I have extra homework this week?"

The teacher replied with, "Sure, be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, polish the counters, scrub the baseboards, scrub and paint the walls!"

And Johnny replied with, "That's not what I meant, but at least I'll get paid!"

The teacher said, "How about $200 each job?"

Johnny replied with, "OK."

Friday afternoon at her house, after Johnny does all the jobs, he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, "You do know that Tuesday was April Fools' Day, right?"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend.

Who wants to see me rape a toddler?

You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.

The female ones are called "bitch."

I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."

I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."

Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?

Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".

Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?

Want to have sex?

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Anything you want; it won't chase you.

At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.

Who wants a picture of my pp?

I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.

Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”

Shame on you, Pessi!

Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.

But then why do boys want to? Oh...

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!

Why did the orphan rob a bank?

He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂