Want jokes
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it's tear-able!
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
You used to call me on your cellphone when you need my love.
Mad girl: SHUT UP! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! I DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU ON MY CELL PHONE!
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.