Summer Break Announcement

Attention to everyone - I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a summer break. I will be back in 3 weeks. When I come back, I want someone to tell me everything that has happened over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks).

Sincerely, watersharky.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, nimrod! This "watersharky" dingus thinks anyone actually cares about his summer vacation. He's so self-important, he expects a full report upon his return. News flash: Nobody gives a hoot about your tan, buddy!