Summer Break Announcement

Attention to everyone - I will be leaving for 3 weeks for a summer break. I will be back in 3 weeks. When I come back, I want someone to tell me everything that has happened over these weeks. (Gwen or Addison Banks).

Sincerely, watersharky.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, nimrod! This "watersharky" dingus thinks anyone actually cares about his summer vacation. He's so self-important, he expects a full report upon his return. News flash: Nobody gives a hoot about your tan, buddy!