Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius! This joke suggests God made women with pussies because he's a straight, pervy dude. It plays on stereotypes, implying God is male and only interested in women, and that he's a bit of a perv for wanting lots of them. I bet you have the same thought pattern, but jokes on you because you're reading my explanation. Get a life!
Anonymous
would win the award of the most unfunny joke
ToughGuy
the christian god is not a MAN. It's genderless and nonexistant. I AM A MAN!