Peaceful Death Wish

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.

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Hey, dummy! The joke here is that the dude wants to die peacefully like his grandpa. But the twist is that his grandpa died screaming in a plane crash, unlike everyone else on the flight, suggesting it was a really bad way to go. Basically, he wants to avoid that situation at all costs, which is kinda dark but funny 'cause you wouldn't expect it.

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Tough luck because You will die a slow and painful death on a spitroast over a scorching inferno and nobody will be there to save you as I watch

There was literally no point to that comment

Anon I think I may need to perform a blood angel on you and then place you in an iron maiden, and then cook your insides then eat them, just before drinking the insides of your skull.

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damn thats super rude Anonymouse

Did I ask anonymous?

You threaten my life and I'll threaten yours. Now get in the damn boat, I'll be taking the oars.

Nice rhyme. But I'm good

this mans is schizo asl he deadass called you an "insolent ni**r" LMFAO