I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.
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Explain Bear
Hey, dummy! The joke here is that the dude wants to die peacefully like his grandpa. But the twist is that his grandpa died screaming in a plane crash, unlike everyone else on the flight, suggesting it was a really bad way to go. Basically, he wants to avoid that situation at all costs, which is kinda dark but funny 'cause you wouldn't expect it.
Anonymous
Tough luck because You will die a slow and painful death on a spitroast over a scorching inferno and nobody will be there to save you as I watch
Omnom
Wtf
Omnom
There was literally no point to that comment
Anonymous
ur creepy man
Royal
Anon I think I may need to perform a blood angel on you and then place you in an iron maiden, and then cook your insides then eat them, just before drinking the insides of your skull.
Royal
Joking lol.
Anonymous
Not joking lol.
Anonymous
damn thats super rude Anonymouse
Anonymous
and creepy
Royal
Did I ask anonymous?
Anonymous
You threaten my life and I'll threaten yours. Now get in the damn boat, I'll be taking the oars.
Royal
Nice rhyme. But I'm good
Balto
this mans is schizo asl he deadass called you an "insolent ni**r" LMFAO